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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" [Doctor](http://images.amcnetworks.com/bbcamerica.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/18/files/2013/08/Doctorwho_50th-anniversary-thumbnail_01.jpg)."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? -Hang onto your leaves this will be no ordinary breeze"

"Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs."

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim. edit: (works best if said out loud)"

"Black holes suck. Think about it."

"Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on."

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? ""You wanna buy some candy?"""

"Guys with balls hangin from ur truck. that would mean ur truck is a man,yes? Which means you like to be inside a dude all day. Lol homo. : p"

"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry until you've thought up a good excuse."