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Joke of the Day
"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan"
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"Miley Cyrus's VMA preformance... Was so classless Karl Marx came in his grave"
"Apparently telling someone you'll catch their next wedding is unacceptable, whatevers."
"Wife: u can take Max to the park but ur not gonna wrestle other ppls dogs Me in a spandex singlet: Im 16-0 Karen I have a title to uphold"
"A girl came up to me yesterday and told me she had constipation. I replied - 'no shit'."
"If 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people', does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?"
"I was walking through the mall... I was walking through the mall, when I noticed this mannequin giving me a filthy look. I went over and decked the cunt and said ""Fucking poser"""
"Dead scatologists never die They just go through the motions."
"If I exit the bathroom stall singing ""Break On Through (To The Other Side)"", it's best to avoid shaking my hand."
"Why did Bill Cosby go to the gynecologist? He heard they carried rape kits."