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Joke of the Day
"What were Steve Jobs children told to do when their father passed away? Steve's Job."
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"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
"Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is a very useful information.. If you're moving and you need help carrying a potato chip across town."
"i enjoy Sean Connery's accent as much as the next guy... but im never going to say ""sit on my face"" to my girlfriend while having sex again."
"How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb? Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again."
"Cop: Will I find any drugs in your car? Me: I don't know but if you do, I'm not sharing."
"Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"What did the Redditor say at his wedding? TIL death do us part."
"Did you know the Hulk has a lesser know super hero cousin with depression? Yeah, he's called the Incredible Sulk. #momstandup"
"Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!"