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Joke of the Day

"I've put a hole in a bar of soap and I use it to masturbate. Normally I wouldn't share this kind of information, but I just have to cum clean."

"If I had a dollar for every time somebody got the punchline wrong I'd have a lot of euros"

"Did you hear that sugar is magic? It'll make a diabetics feet dissappear!"

"Why can t my 14 year old friend drive... Because she s a woman"

"Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree."

"Where did the engine go after he retired? To live in a motor home"

"How many prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than four, they've been in my basement for days, and it's still dark down there!"

"Have you heard that story about that man who gets surprised a lot? It was a tale of WOAH!"

"In 1466, Dracula started eating 16-year-old virgins. In 2015, he died of starvation."

"So I found out a new way to piss people off"