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Joke of the Day

"What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? Ruff"

"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."

"If your body is a temple, does than mean that bald guys get to come inside you?"

"What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine."

"How did Han Solo enter the world? On the perineum falcon!"

"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"Why does everyone mention that in space no-one can hear you scream instead of mentioning something positive like how no-one can hear u yodel"

"Sleep It's better than the rest"

"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."

"For the record ladies, your insecurities about your bodies is a bigger turn off to guys than your bodies ever could be."