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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to effectively tickle an octopus? Tentacles."
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"The whole ""bad boy"" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot"
"A son runs up to his dad Son: Dad, I'm gay! Dad: Son, I fucked your mother. Son: ... Dad: ... Son: What the fuck? Dad: What? I thought we were saying things that were obvious."
"""And what will you do if you're crowned Miss Universe?"" ""I will have a special prosecutor put the first runner up in jail."""
"What do they call brassieres in Germany? Holdzemfromfloppen"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !"
"What kind of pizza do pilots like? Plain."
"""What the FUCK is going on?!?!?"" - the Moon (July 21, 1969)"
"What does an excited Japanese horse say? Oshio des neighhhhh"
"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"