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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pizza do pilots like? Plain."
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"Why are leggings and sand the same? They both get stuck in camel toe."
"Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records."
"Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education! "
"Why do ghosts make the best thieves? Because possession is 9/10 of the law"
"A Man With No Legs Walks Into A Bar..."
"The American stock market is a bear BULL shit"
"I've heard that a support group has been started for writers who can only sell their work to Barnes & Noble It's called Authors without Borders"
"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."
"What's the difference between a everyone and a bullet? Everyone misses Harambe."