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Joke of the Day

"""What the FUCK is going on?!?!?"" - the Moon (July 21, 1969)"

"How do you get to the front page of Reddit? Take a racist joke and throw Donald Trumps name in the title."

"Please don't make fun of the Holocaust My grandfather died by falling off the guard tower Edit: Spelling"

"There are only two types of people in this world... Those who can't extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Trick people into thinking you're a doctor by turning off taps with your elbows"

"Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions."

"guys: women are a mystery. women: Here is what we- guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT? women: well for start- guys: Guess we'll never know!"

"Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."

"I was sitting in a pub discussing classical music and the bartender said ""we've had about just enough of your stupid Bartok fella"""

"Having trouble focusing because I watched a man use a key as a Q-tip on the subway today."