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Joke of the Day

"Have you guys heard the one about the child with aids? It never gets old"

"Listen guys, if a 5yo comes up to you and asks if it's true that zombies won't eat kids who eat their broccoli, BACK ME UP, DAMN IT."

"What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!"""

"What do you call a British circle jerk? A Union Jack."

"I wish I had a little robot companion that put his arm out and shook his head at people who tried to talk to me before lunch."

"Why did the chef take a job at a soup kitchen? Because they had great stock options."

"Two years ago, I've shook with famous comedian and I haven't washed my hand since. It smells funny."

"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"

"What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !"