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Joke of the Day

"Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew."

"A Russian teaching his son the spelling of assassination One ass behind another ass, behind that I, and behind me the whole nation."

"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"

"What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !"

"What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?"

"Decaf only works if you throw it on people."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"

"We were gonna give you money but thought you might prefer the limited buying power of a gift card. Don't spend it all in one place! lol jk"

"Why were the teachers eyes so crossed? She couldn't control her pupils."

"Im on a new diet. Actually im on 2 diets. I couldent get enough to eat on one."