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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amana ! Amana who ? Amana bad mood !"
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"I've had Thanksgiving dinner four times and I'm kind of getting addicted. I'm quitting this cold turkey."
"guaranteed Smile... possible Snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"
"Executioner: Before we do this, what would you like for your last meal? ""I'll have a panda please"" [judge, under his breath] Can he do that?"
"I found the secret to getting fresh content on the front page. I turned my laptop off and opened Reddit on my phone. Boom, all blue links on my front page again."
"There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart."
"Just met a HOT girl So I just met this hot girl. Problem is she had 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... Dozen Tit?"
"The citizens of Twin Peaks became furious when they learned who killed Laura Palmer. They soon began to behave like a lynch mob."
"How many paedophiles does it take to change a lightbulb? No more than 12."
"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"