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Joke of the Day

"The whole ""bad boy"" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot"

"Some people go to the gym to get big Who needs that when I can just carry the weight of my burdens and sorrows all day"

"I'm not really that surprised that there was a controversy over that Tracer pose in Overwatch. After all, she *is* an offensive hero."

"Why is it worse this time around? Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof."

"Some people have no respect. It's obvious I'm on my phone trying to do something & this guys all ""STEP OUT OF THE CAR WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"""

"What did Mr. T say when he saw a fat lady at the bar? I don't hate this bar, but I pity the stool."

"Instead of pulling people over for texting, the police should be out there pulling people over for not texting me back."

"What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?? Allah-penos"

"Why do women love chocolate? Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing."

"If a blonde and a brunette were tossed off a building together, who would hit the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions."