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Joke of the Day

"What is the best name for an acrobat? Phillip"

"I walked into my local fishmongers when i saw the manager of the store slapping his penis with a fish. I **cod** not believe it!"

"Joke If I had a quarter for every time someone called me racist I would eventually be robbed by a black guy."

"Why can't Redditors lose their virginity? They can never get further than the tip!"

"Why do so many American kids die in school shootings? They're not allowed to run in the halls. [-Jimmy Carr](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpxmKKtbw7w)"

"I can't believe people say people who don't believe in climate change don't care about the environment. Just look how well they recycle their arguments!"

"Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two."

"What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !"

"Eventually Adobe is going to release a software application that does nothing but update itself."

"The Dumb Blonde Quiz"