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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two."
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"How do you make endocrine? Endocrine is not a hormone."
"I'm dating a half-Asian girl. Her mom's Korean and her dad's Korean, and her legs got torn off in a car accident. - Dan Mintz"
"If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?"
"Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova? Caesar said:""I came, I saw, I conquered."" Casanova said:""I saw, I conquered, I came."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"
"Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Because the Captain was stood on the deck!"
"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping ever since."
"Narcos + Sushi thought for the day: How have I never come across a roll called the ""Pablo Escolar""? That is all. You may laugh now."
"Windows 8 is like my ex... Looks good, is nice for touch and play, but terrible for the real work."