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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !"
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"Once I was travelling in a taxi, the taxi driver said: ""I am very happy with this job. I am my own boss and nobody can order me what to do."" Then I said: ""Take left."""
"Bumped into an old friend. We were both staring down at our phones. We just kept walking."
"Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer? He was pushing the right trigger."
"I was dismissed from my responsibilities as church usher because I kept using finger guns to point out available seats. * pew pew *"
"I want to buy the most elevated premium male deer, but it doesn't need to have the highest prize stag."
"The worst thing about when someone tells you to chillax is what to do with their corpse."
"Spaces matter in Spanish! Why? Because."
"What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb? Turned down 4 watt"
"Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention"