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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Redditors lose their virginity? They can never get further than the tip!"
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"My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg."
"i'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir."
"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before social interactions, very helpful."
"*walks in *wife is murdered *looks at mirror (Written in blood) YOUR NEXT ""My next what? *from the closet ""Oh sorry typo I meant you're."
"What do you call an internet cafe in Russia? A cyberian cafe."
"People say cannibals are disgusting human beings But this one tastes pretty good"
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg."
"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it!"
"Life tip - buy a birthday card with your morning bottle of wine and people will think it's a gift. You are welcome."