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"The Dumb Blonde Quiz"
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"Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads..."
"Gotta elect a billionaire President in 2012, 'cause rich white guys just aren't getting their voices heard in DC."
"Top Rated Videos: OOps! Fail Blackflip .Hahaha Looser!!! http://streetpranks.blogspot.co.uk/2014/12/funny-poor-boy-sweet-backflip-lollss.html"
"Maybe tomorrow I'll do that thing I said I'd do yesterday."
"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"
"Peeing with a boner... It's hard."
"I don't like 9/11 jokes they're 2 plane"
"What's the difference between a car tyre, and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear, an the other's a great year."
"Cam Newton has been fitted with a GoPro strapped to his leg for the Super Bowl, sponsored by a canned meat company. It's called the Spam Cam Newton Gam Cam"