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Joke of the Day

"Chemistry Student I'm a science teacher and once I asked one of my lazy students if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium. He replied, 'Na, I don't'. Lucky sod, he's only ever right periodically."

"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."

"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""

"Eric Garner tried stand up comedy... But he choked on stage."

"You hear the one about the sexually adventurous Eskimo? You name it, he was Inuit!"

"I want my children to have all the things that I never had. Like nice children..."

"I wish my car's navigation could take human form so I can punch it in the face."

"The worlds best chat-up line: ""I like my women how I like my coffee... Either cheap and bitter or ground up and in the freezer."""

"sex toy. do you know about ISIS making there own sex dolls? it blows up itself."

"A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you ""Notice anything different about my hair?"""