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Joke of the Day

"Joke If I had a quarter for every time someone called me racist I would eventually be robbed by a black guy."

"TIL I'm hung like a baby. 7 lbs. 9 oz."

"What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty, but deer nuts are under a buck!"

"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."

"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"

"If a letter sounds like its name... ...is it an LMNOP-uh?"

"The difference between a girlfriend and a girl friend... is a little chasm I call the friend zone."

"I opened a company selling prayer mats with land mines in them.. Prophets are going through the roof!"

"What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone."

"I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to Mars. I'm guaranteed to find water."