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Joke of the Day

"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"

"Why did the hypothalamus want to join a band? Because it had great circadian rhythms."

"This one time I swallowed a gum and my mom told me that ""it stays in your system forever,"" so I swallowed a table to stick it under it."

"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"

"Why did the basketball receive medical attention? He was passed out."

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one animal there and to make it even worse it was just a dog. It was a shit-zu"

"Despite all the hype, it was a mistake hiring a homeless personal trainer. I've been high in tent city training every day, but its not helping with my goals."

"A car with a car rack looked like a police car, so I slowed down, only to realize I had been tricked into obeying the law FOR NO REASON."

"I only eat beef raised on marijuana... I like it when the steaks are high."

"Life is a soup And I'm a fork"