129460

Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one animal there and to make it even worse it was just a dog. It was a shit-zu"

"Being a man of many flavors. I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran."

"I've had a rough morning. I woke up and tripped over my wife's bra; it was a booby trap."

"What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns? Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*"

"I said to my girlfriend, ""Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape fantasy?"" She said, ""**NO!**"" I said, ""*That's the spirit!*"" Jimmy Carr"

"I know a great knock knock joke Go ahead, you start."

"My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"I can eat an untied shoe lace and poop it out tied I shit you knot!"

"Cap: good morning Avengers let's begin Iron Man: wait spider-man is missing Open Mouth Man: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite"

"[date] ""don't let her know ur from twitter"" Her: whats wrong? Me: This fork only has 3 prongs Her: So? Me: it should be called a threek"