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Joke of the Day
"Why did the basketball receive medical attention? He was passed out."
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"After triplet sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died and two survived. The other was charged with murder. But now she's all ... tied up in the other two's finances!"
"What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once"
"The 3 tragedies. The 3 tragedies in a man's life: 1) Life sucks. 2) Job sucks. 3) Wife doesn't."
"woman on a date drops curry on her lap.... ""Oh no! Madras!"""
"What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag."
"I guess I'm ""just ok"" at being self-deprecating"
"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"
"A brother and sister are fucking and the girl suddenly giggles Brother: Why are you giggling? Sister: Because! You fuck just like dad, haha! Brother: I know, mom told me"
"Warning... Corny level is over 9000... What do you call a billionaire fish? A gillionaire"