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Joke of the Day

"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"

"Me: Hey. Nice Honda. Him: It's an Acura. Me: All Asian cars look alike. Him: You're racist. Me: I bet your Toyota is good at math."

"polish priest sacked by the Vatican...... Well that's really taken the shine off the pope :)"

"Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways? He was a foyer."

"I want to order rabbit at a fancy restaurant and then complain there is a hare in my food."

"Don't hate on Americans for not learning a foreign language. Hate on Americans for not learning English."

"How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane."

"I was never good at French in school. Just remembering how to say ""bread"" is le pain."

"Yesterday in the World Cup, England beat Germany for the first time in recorded history. In fact, it's the first time England has won anything on the 4th of July."

"is this Sara? hi, this is Tom from HS. my god its been years! Anyway, im calling because u changed your HBO Go password & I need the new one"