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Joke of the Day

"Life is a soup And I'm a fork"

"There's a new hair salon opening in Mordor! Appointment only, no walk-ins."

"Wanna hear a joke about Reddit? This thread has been locked by the moderators due to excessive off-topic posting. [M]"

"It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle. She tried putting batteries in it."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in a can."

"Your mom is like a moped She's a little slow but still fun to ride."

"it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses"

"*learns all Froot Loops are the same flavor regardless of color* *sighs* *sadly deletes 583 page PhD thesis*"

"Why shouldn't you trust a midget? Because their head's close to their butt."

"Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America"