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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink..."

"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."

"Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up."

"An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor. He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis."

"people think theyre so smart for shopping around for good deals, but you know whats more fun than researching prices? having expensive stuff"

"I just invested in chicken stock. It's all gravy."

"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and that's down the chimney."

"I thought the fire alarm went off so I exited the building. It was a premature evacuation.."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !"

"How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas? Tarrif-ied."