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Joke of the Day

"[META] banned phrase suggestion Can we get an auto removal / deletion on any joke that has ""sorry"" at the end? Nothing kills a joke for me like having someone apologize for it."

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"Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives? Because everyone always left them hanging!"
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"
"Me: ""Words can't describe how perfect you are."" Her: ""Aww thank you!""... Me: ""But numbers can! 3/10"""
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if your fridge is moving on its own volition you have bigger fucking problems than the goddamn election"
" ! #16 UgarUp 2015 2015 ..."
" And I would walk 500 ft. and I would walk 500 more/ Just to be the man who stayed 1000 ft away as ordered by the court "
"What do zombie college students eat? Raw-men"
"How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."
"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"