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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"

"A psychic midget escaped from jail... Police bulletin read, ""Small medium at large."""

"Why an Irish man might vote for Donald Trump Because he thinks his Capital will keep on Dublin under his presidency"

"How do you stop the dog trying to hump your leg? Suck his dick."

"How did the blonde burn her ear? The telephone rang while she was ironing."

"Charlie Sheen renamed his penis due to recent events. ""The African"""

"So, a man walks into a bar... and he gets a bruise on his head. (Yes, I know its a bad joke.)"

"Not to brag, but I know exactly what to do in a crisis. I'm really good at panicking. ^^^I ^^^panicked.. ^^^I ^^^meant ^^^to ^^^say ^^^Packing"

"When I get a dog, I am going to name him Franz Ferdinand So I can take him out (I tried)"

"How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? They are both up to something."