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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when a blond is having a bad day? Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !"

"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."

"What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets"

"Ever been in the shower, already late, when you feel that colorectal peristaltic action and think ""Damnit, I don't have time for this shit!"""

"Facebook made billions by saying ""Hey, remember that kid you haven't seen since the third grade? He's a parent who hates Obama now."""

"The Conservation of the Letter R Everytime a Bostonian ""pahks his cah in the yahd"", a Texan warshes something"

"Regarding the change of pm in Australia... Thought that it was abbot time it changed since it turn-ed blue for Tony ... I'll see myself out"

"So last year I dressed up as a bop it for Halloween... I should've known I'd end up in jail"

"Why was the tomato blushing? He saw the salad dressing."