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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives? Because everyone always left them hanging!"
Next Joke
"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"
"I was talking to a radical feminist the other day. Haha no, could you imagine?"
"Why are photographers always so depressed? Because they always focus on the negatives."
"Are you a bandicoot? Because I would crash for you."
"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"
"A carny invited me back to her place for a good time last night... She wasn't kidding, there were bumper cars, a ghost train and a mechanical bull. I had a blast!"
"A sandwich walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."""
"I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance."
"What did the Game of Thrones character say when he saw the slutty door? Hodor."