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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives? Because everyone always left them hanging!"
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"It funny that when it's black on white, it's a crime. When it it's white on black, it's a hate crime."
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"I've spent about 6 years of my life waiting for roommates to leave so I don't have to say hi to them when I come out of my bedroom"
"I apologized to the librarian if I appeared desperate, after all... I asked her to check me out..."
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"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"
"Scientists hard at work to find out what the other 98% of 2% milk is: ""Probably not bees,"" says one scientist. ""Dear god what if it's bees?"""
"ARTEMIS: No man shall boast he has seen Artemis bathe! *turns Acton into a stag* [Artemis nudes go viral, 2.2M viewers turn into stags]"