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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if your fridge is moving on its own volition you have bigger fucking problems than the goddamn election"

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"NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN."
"Hey, did you hear about that hilarious joke on /r/Jokes? Neither did I."
"FBI: If you testify you'll have to go into the Witness Protection Program ME: I'll do it FBI: Your wife and kids too ME: Oh ok never mind"
"How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on Deus Voltage"
"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."
"The World Trade Centre ordered pizza They wanted pepperoni but all they got was plain"
"What is black, white, black, white...? A nun falling down the stairs"
"Victim gets beat up, laptop stolen But that's not the whole story so if you see ""charged with battery"" don't buy it!"
"What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? Tom Cruise"
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