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Joke of the Day

"What do zombie college students eat? Raw-men"

"I've given up on cooking. It always starts off well. Then it just turns to shit."

"This club sucks & tell the DJ to lighten up on the Enigma. SON, YOU PASSED OUT. THIS IS A CATHEDRAL"

"Can't afford those fancy water parks, so I just throw cups of water in my kids faces when they least expect it."

"Did you hear about the upcoming play based on the life of Elton John? It's a little bit funny."

"Wake and bake and bake and bake and bake and bake - really busy pothead chefs daily itinerary"

"Pokemon GO servers are like my life right now. Up and down and disappointing anyone who knows what it is."

"Why do Eyeballs Make Great Comedians? Because they are filled with vitreous humor!"

"I wish life had a rewindthe-weekend button."

"I was going to drive to the shop to pick up some guacamole... ....but I don't avocado."