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"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus."
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant."
"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."
"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."
"I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob. As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday..."
"why did the ghost crash his ghost car? because he was full of BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!"
"I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry."
"Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies? Mac users have no CTRL"