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"Why is reddit bad grammar? Because you can't read a dit."
"I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"Lemme get this straight: you take my tonsils, I get free ice cream [dr] yup what other parts of me will you take in exchange for ice cream"
"The thing about eating broken cookies is there's no way to know how many you had. ""You ate the whole ba-"" THERE'S NO WAY TO KNOW."
"I just got back from my friend's funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball... It was a lovely service."
"Fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet."
"I only do cocaine with the flexible straws. So I can reach my dashboard while i'm driving."
"These Blondes Are Dumb when i was penetrating them, they kept asking me 'is it in yet?'"
"You know what's better than Tennessee? Elevennessee."