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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a Warehouse."
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"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"
"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"I've realised my works is like a gang rape... a bunch of dicks clustered around the cunt that's got no idea of what's gonna happen!"
"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back."
"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""
"Neil Armstrong v. Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children."
"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."
"I love the smell of my F5 key It's so refreshing"
"Stop letting your dogs piss on fire hydrants. Some of us use those for parkour."