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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind it's too long."
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"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants"
"I swallowed some food coloring the other day. I'll be alright, but it feels like I dyed a little inside."
"My 5 year old thinks that there's a monster under his bed so I assured him that it won't get him as long as he stays in bed until 8AM."
"Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say ""Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"" You're welcome"
"all the sexy dinosaurs went extinct during the flirtatious period"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!"
"What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap? Well I can clearly see your nuts"
"*notices zipper is down* OMG! *zips it up* FRIEND: Thanks but next time just tell me and I'll do it myself"
"Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The pig took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear another dirty joke? Bubbles was the pig next door."