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Joke of the Day

"My 4 yr old came in my room last night at 3am. I asked him what was wrong and he said ""how many eyebrows do I have?"""

"My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook. This Is a typical ""no right answer"" type of situation."

"50 of the most offensive jokes I know 49 of them is your mom"

"I accidentally killed a squirrel when I prepping the campsite. It was unin-tent-dead."

"Why do skeletons not go to the disco? Because they got no body to dance with!"

"A guy really wants to make it in Hollywood.. So he starts cleaning his room desperately. His mate: ""What are you doing man?"" Him: "" I am dusting off man.."""

"I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of sh!t, I want you to as well."

"My friend thinks he so smart. He says onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face"

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger & I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner."

"God hates fags The smoke annoys him."