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Joke of the Day
"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."
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"Why didn't the elephant eat the banana?"
"on the ISS... what did the American Astronaut say to the Cosmonaut? What did the American Astronaut say to the fast moving Cosmonaut? Stop Russian around."
"What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ? Ego-Testicle."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."
"Set a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."
"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."
"It's cute the way you ignore the red squiggly line under all of your words."
"Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went it would be Hell."
"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"