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Joke of the Day
"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."
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"What do you call a belt with a clock? A waist of time."
"Messi carrying Argentina. Neymar carrying Brazil. British Airways carrying England"
"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."
"What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad? Urine trouble"
"I was wondering why everyone at school was forming small groups... ...and then it cliqued! I'll show myself out."
"""Eat right and exercise?!?... I dunno...seems like some kind of a scam, Doc."""
"Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman. Take Michael Jackson for example"
"If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films."
"What do snake charmers do in the rain? Turn on their windshield vipers."