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Joke of the Day

"Bob suddenly realized his wife had fallen off her horse Which was quite a relief as just an hour ago he'd thought he'd gone deaf"

"I asked my mum what she had bought me for my birthday? She said, ""I've bought you an Apple Mac."" Most people would be over the moon with hearing this, I'm not 'cause... My name is Mac."

"What do my girlfriend and Jesus have in common? Not sure if either of them came once, but I know they haven't come a second time."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"I'm dating a half asian girl... ...her mother is korean, her father is korean and her legs were ripped off in a car accident"

"What is the similarity between household chores and anal? You don't want to do it but your dad gives it to you anyways."

"Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place, But it's their fault for not having windows."

"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"

"How much do used batteries cost? Nothing, they are free of charge."

"Girl Vs Boy Conversation Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."