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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
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"Why did the religious person give up smoking? Because God hates fags."
"There are three types of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't."
"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."
"You know how some people call their erect penis a 'hard on'? What do evil midgets call it? A *minion*"
"""Beat up anybody you see drinking 7UP"" -first rule of Sprite Club"
"This Jew says to me ""The 90s called, they want their shoes back."" ""The 40s called, your shower's ready."""
"Why do Scots fuck sheep at the edge of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat"
" Metric dollar."