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Joke of the Day

"Jazz is in my blood You could say I've got deep vein trombonses."

"Please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers don't work on him :("

"Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here."

"Has anyone seen the trailer for the latest Tom Cruise movie? He can't go to the bathroom at all. It's called Mission Impissable."

"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"Why Didn't Batman Go To Church? Because of Christian Bail"

"Me: ""Bless me father, it's been 13,505 days since my last confession."" Priest: ""You're off to a bad start."""

"A customer was due change of 22 cents so the cashier threw it at him."

"A photon... Checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage to which the photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""