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Joke of the Day

"The doorbell rings... A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step. She asks, ""Can I stay here for a few days?"" The man says, ""Sure you can."" And shuts the door."

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA."

"What do you call a gangster with no limbs? A crip"

"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it."

"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""

"What's the difference between jelly & jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech? Checkmate!"

"[at the zoo] Llama spits in my face I spit in llamas face Llama slaps me I grab llamas hair Scuffle ensues Llamas gf shouts ""leave it Gary!"""

"What do a dead fish and dog shit have in common? They are both front-page material on reddit"

"Why are Peter pan Jokes always funny? Because they never grow old"