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Joke of the Day

"I was watching a tv evangelist this morning and it made me realize how much I'm looking forward to the Rapture. Yeah, I can't wait until all these ""Christians"" are gone."

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"Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear condoms when having sex with women. Every women wants to be impregnated by Chuck Norris."
"Dear @MSNBC, if it's something that Twitter told me 6 hours ago, then lets not consider it ""Breaking News"""
"What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? Udder chaos!"
"What do fat girls do in the summertime? Stink."
"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."
"[about to go in for emergency surgery] ME: *slips surgeon a $20* what if you were to give me wings like a giant bird?"
"A deer walks out of a gay bar ""Damn I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks!"""
"What did the Bra say to the Hat? I'll hang around here, you go on a head."
"You're an adult now. Stop lying about your life on Facebook and start doing it on LinkedIn"