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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor"
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"The Energizer Bunny was arrested today... He was charged with battery."
"Thanks to Facebook I feel like we probably need a new word for friend.'"
"What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral? (NSFW) Mourning wood."
"I've had a really bad day. First, my wife got ran over by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver."
"I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy"
"For as long as I can remember... ...I have had memories"
"With a name like Progressive, shouldn't the commercials be better by now?"
"Waiter: What can I get for you? Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked? M: By anyone other than my wife"
"How do you know if somebody does crossfit? They are probably in better shape than you."