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Joke of the Day

"What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with? ""None of your beeswax!"""

"I do my best proofreading right after I hit send."

"Like they say in Vegas.....always bet on black!!!!"

"Well, you see, there is something wrong with my friend... He spawns the pink eyes, and he doesn't catch it from other people... He just gives it to himself... Then spread it."

"Really short Mexicans should be called paragraphs Because they're not long enough to be an essay..."

"do you sell wasps? a man goes into a pet shop and asks ""how much are your wasps"" the pet shop owner replies ""we don't sell any wasps"" ""what about the one in the window"""

"What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe? You can leave Reddit."

"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove."

"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Edit: For clarification, that's the joke."