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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic marathoner who would only eat shellfish the night before races? He was crabo-loading."

"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle"

"How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything."

"When a dish comes out of the dishwasher still dirty, I just put it back in for another round, because I believe in second chances."

"Why can a nose not be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!"

"What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego? Inertia."

"Pretzels come in twist shape because the twist is how disappointed you are in your snack."

"It's been confirmed by People Magazine that Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman I say good on him, at least he's got the balls to do it."

"""The first million is the hardest"" - Adolf Hitler"

"A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his foreskin! Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed."