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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't call him anything because he won't come running anyhow."

"How does a young man make an old woman feel young again? Elixir"

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"

"Wanna hang together? ill bring the rope"

"""ooOOOooo"" ""oooOOoo"" ""oooOOoh"" ""OoOOooh"" --spirited debate"

"Your name is Jeff with a G? Jeffg? Ok"

"Being asked if you've read 50 Shades of Grey is like being asked if you've had steak at Applebees. You do know there's actual steakhouses?"

"Sorry I haven't tweeted much. Kathy on facebook was keeping us updated on her menstrual cramps."

"What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes? Fine. They will just be burnt on one side."

"I like my girls like my nails Hammered"