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Joke of the Day
"Your name is Jeff with a G? Jeffg? Ok"
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"Archaeologists are the ultimate hipsters They love all that underground stuff."
"to be Frank, i would have to change my name."
"""What are you doing? Are you writing down everything I'm saying?! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG?!?!"" -anyone dating Taylor Swift"
"Canadians would be chagrined to know how many Americans think a ""Vancouver"" is a big tarp for your VW microbus."
"I never thought I'd be drowning in a river. I think I was in the Nile"
"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."
"For sale: 2 dead birds (Not going cheep)"
"I ran into Donald Trump on other day He looked pretty flat when looked in my rear view mirror."
"How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!"