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Joke of the Day
"How does a young man make an old woman feel young again? Elixir"
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"I heard a joke about a German sausage today It was the wurst"
"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""
"Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one."
"Come here you little vixen and let me take off your top. -me to my beer."
"What do you call a lesbian who doesn't believe in gods? A gay-theist. EDIT: Spelling error. whoops"
"This girl was banging on my door all night Eventually i had to let her out."
"I would settle for life handing me anything citrus right now."
"What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick? ""Just put it on my bill"""
"What is the best kind of vegetable? The one in the wheelchair."