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Joke of the Day
"How does a young man make an old woman feel young again? Elixir"
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"Why did Donald Trump outlaw grated cheese ? So he could make America grate again."
"Psych visit A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office nude, wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"What do you call a gay alcoholic? Liqourace."
"I wish my lawn was emo So it would cut itself"
"What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds? You get to meet Jared Fogel."
"""At your cervix, m'lady"" - me as an OBGYN and also just me"
"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"
"What did they call taxi drivers in Nazi Germany? Ubermensch."
"What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it"