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Joke of the Day

"What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes? Fine. They will just be burnt on one side."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? ....give her a shovel"

"People ask me questions like I'm listening"

"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"

"I like my men like I like my pizza With extra sausage ( )"

"How can you tell if a black girl is pregnant? You stick a chicken wing up her vagina and it comes out clean."

"What do you call a deer with one good eye? A good idear..."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent."

"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""

"difference between gun and....... what is difference between gun and lun ( dick ) gun is hot after the shart an lun (dick) is hot before the shart )>"