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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls like my nails Hammered"
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"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."
"I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay."
"I have a serious inflation fetish... So I moved to zimbabwe."
"Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce you get rid of the whole prick!"
"There were two snowmen standing in a field, one says to the other... Can you smell Carrots?"
"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."
"Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot."
"I just bought a treadmill. It was a little pricey, but I think it will be worth it in the long run"
"How can you tell my parents are abusive? Beats me"