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Joke of the Day

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"My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."

"What does a church shooting sound like? Pew! Pew!"

"I think a ladies pubic hair should be called... A muffstache."

"Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them? To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs."

"I liked the movie Taken better the first time I saw it when it was called Finding Nemo."

"One of my black friends told me this, and I didn't know if I should laugh: What do you call a black hitchhiker? Stranded"

"My class teacher once said ""Write and Practice."" Turns out she was right. I practiced on my desk just before I started my exam and it worked"

"Trump supporters are so uneducated! Now give us that sweet prosperous socialism! *walks onto the highway*"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."